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I am Yelling at the Person Playing the Sport

Posted on March 19, 2015 by August J. Pollak

All right! Yeah! Go! Go!

Ugh! Come on!

Oh my—damn it! God! Come on, Eighteen!

Oh for the love of—get the damn thing, eighteen!

Agh! Eighteen, you suck! You call yourself an athlete?

I mean, obviously you do, you actually are an athlete. But my god, are you a shitty one! You hear me, Eighteen? You suck! God!

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